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michaellottner:

"write drunk, edit sober"
"

Scanning lines and skimming pages
It feels like I’ve been at this for ages
Assessing rhymes and analyzing words
About trivial things, like the sea and the birds

The ocean is only a body of water
Certainly nothing to make the mind wander
And birds are merely simple creatures
Not things in a poem to be featured!

There’s nothing special about a poet
Especially one who does not know it
No, there’s nothing good about poetry
It’s pointless, useless, at least for me

So please, tell me, dear professor
Why you should think me any lesser
That I shouldn’t care for these senseless words
When there’s nothing in them for me to learn

Walt Whitman, Sylvia Plath
Nutters, I tell you, lacking in class
A poet is something I will never be
For I absolutely despise poetry

" - The Ironic Collegiate, 10/13 (via drugfarmentrepreneur)


Hey :) would you care to check out my poems? Have a great day

I would love to! Hope you check out my blog and enjoy it, if you’re already following c:

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turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

fvming:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

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"I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies" - (via antiqeu)

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beccaliving:

Just a reminder that tattoos don’t have to mean anything. They do not require some intricate and moving backstory. Some people just appreciate having art on their skin…it’s as simple as that.

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windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

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foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

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