happy pride to everyone who’s still closeted
happy pride to everyone who’s been kicked out
happy pride to everyone who lives somewhere where it is illegal to love who they love
happy fucking pride to all of you, i love you with my whole heart and i promise you it will get better
house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home
its getting grounded but for adults
I’m really scared of going back to old habits. I also don’t feel like I deserve certain things. To wake up and look at myself and never be satisfied is a shitty feeling. Who cares what everyone else thinks when I don’t see it.
Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.
Depression: No do thing. Tired.
Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.
Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot
Insomnia: You Are Awake.
Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.
Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot
some people are so cute. like wtf where did you get the cheat code for that
medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
THE LEGENDARY POST
IT’S HERE
I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it
So slightly unrelated but still relevant, generally when I come across an ad that just really fuckin annoys me for whatever reason I’ll go into Google and just type different variations of “I hate ‘x’ product” like 5 times until googles algorithm picks it up an I never see an ad for that product again. It’s amazing.
Use that cooperate spyware to your advantage
“Two things to remember in life: Take care of your thoughts when you are alone, and take care of your words when you are with people.”— Zig Ziglar (via purplebuddhaquotes)
